Then spare the rod and spoil the child.Samuel Butler
Ever been on a team where each week someone records the 'fines' on a bit of paper, and then loses it before the end of the season? Or worse, before the end of the game? Register with us and it won't happen again!
The Kangaroo Court lets you record all of your fines online, so that during the season you and your team can keep track of where everyone is up to. Sports teams love the fun & banter it generates, and best of all... IT'S COMPLETELY FREE.
It's easy to get started — Register today, and make sure justice is served on your team!
| Fine |
|---|
| For his Jake the Muss-style reaction to being chopped from behind, resulting in a sin binning for the big man (1 fines) |
| Off target scoober, hammer or thumber (1 fines) |
| Some dreadful touches during the game, punctuated by his mystifying "prod" at the ball when through on goal late in the game, which saw it dribble out for a goal kick (1 fines) |
| The infamous "self-falconing-punch" executed when attempting to control a strongly hit pass/shot (1 fines) |
| Turning out in non-regulation kit - an S size grey Man Utd shirt, just disgraceful (though quite fetching) (1 fines) |
| Showing complete disregard for his sporting priorities and inexcusably getting injured playing for his shitty work team, making himself unavailable for the game (though was a GC and showed up to roam the touchline) (1 fines) |
| Forgetting which way you're going (0.5 fines) |
If you're not familiar with the concept of a Kangaroo Court, check out our About page, or Wikipedia. Use the site to record and track your fines for each game, then at the end of the season (or more often for some teams) you can print off the fines report to use as you see fit - most likely at a Court Session of some sort! We also provide regular email notifications to players when they receive fines, to keep everyone on the team involved.
Whatever your team decides is worth a fine (and possible punishment). It could be an on-field offence such as a dropped catch, or an off-field misdemeanour like missing training, turning up hungover, etc - it's entirely up to you. If you need some inspiration from other teams, check out our Fine Schedules page, which lists the common offences, fines, and rules that other teams have chosen to share.
Want to share your own team's fine schedule with the world? Then register, add your team, and create your very own fine schedule or all to see. Currently we have example schedules for cricket and baseball, so if you play another sport (golf, rugby, softball, etc) we'd love to see what sort of fines you have!