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Fines Report

The all important fines report! Once you've played a few games, check out the graphs showing each player's 'contribution' over the season.
You can also organise/group fines either by player, or by game (useful for printing in preparation for the end of season court session!). When you print the page, each section will be expanded so that all fines are visible.

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Saturday, September 20, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 200

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Max Knight Duck 5
Max Knight Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Max Knight Passenger 5
Max Knight Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxing teammate
Max Knight Contempt of Court 5 Failure to show up to court
Stephen Hocking Debut 5
Stephen Hocking Duck 5
Stephen Hocking Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Stephen Hocking Passenger 5
Stephen Hocking Fashion Fine 5 Shithouse headband
Ben Mclachlan Fuckhandle Fine 5
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss
Dave Shaw Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5 Equal to or less than Jim
Dave Shaw General "shit blokery" 5 Unnecessary guilt trip to poor old Parks
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Wouldn't STFU when Order! was asked for
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Stephen Harmisoning the first ball of the season
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Stephen Harmisoning the SECOND ball of the season
Dan Parker Duck 5
Dan Parker Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Dan Parker P**** Fine 5 "I wish we could still see the playground"
Ashton Jones Failure to convert 5 Failed to five fa
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being "too loud" in the field
Brendan Hogan Debut 5
Brendan Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being too honest and suggesting he may have edged one that wasn't given out
Brendan Hogan Starting the collapase 5
Kieran Hogan Dropped Catch 5
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 Failed to finish the job
Kieran Hogan Debut 50 5
Matt "Moo" Field Tempting Kieran 5 Brought his son to the game
Daley Martin Horticultural Ineptitude 5 Called 'Onion' at book club for someone barely out of year 9
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to make an impact
Sam Wilson Poor Bowling 5 Conceeding a 6 off the first ball
Sam Wilson Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Peter Fysh Duck 5
Peter Fysh Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Peter Fysh Passenger 5
Peter Fysh Poor Fielding 5 Missed stumping
Jim Hocking Fashion Fine 5 Black shoes
Jim Hocking Passenger 5

Saturday, September 27, 2025 at Judy Holt 1 130

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Alex Brown Late to game (per over) 5 Narrowly avoided 345 more dollars in fines by letting Shawy know an hour before play, but still left us with 10 due to thinking we were playing Sunday even though this is a sport famous for playing on Saturdays 99.99999% of the time
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making Shawy have to scramble (and fail) to find a replacement
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 No ball
Ben Mclachlan Fuckhandle Fine 5
Alfie Frost Lewis Debut 5
Alfie Frost Lewis Dropped Catch 5
Alfie Frost Lewis Debut 5 Debut catch
Alfie Frost Lewis Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making the rest of us look bad
Alfie Frost Lewis Upsetting Team Morale 5 Brexit fine
Jack Chapman Debut 5
Jack Chapman Debut Wicket 5
Jack Chapman Poor Bowling 5 Quite a few no balls
Jack Chapman Fashion Fine 5 Socks and sandals
Jack Chapman Poor Bowling 5 Economy rate over 8 an over
Jack Mann Debut 5
Jack Mann Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Jack Mann Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making the rest of us look bad
Jack Mann Self Promotion 5 "I do sprints training"
Toby Woodbury Debut 5
Toby Woodbury Debut Wicket 5
Toby Woodbury Contempt of Court 5 Failure to show at court
Jim Hocking Dropped Catch 5
Jim Hocking Injury 5 Sore kneesy weesy
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Mooned the new players because he was certain Shawy couldn't score
Jim Hocking Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5

Saturday, October 4, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 180

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Matt "Moo" Field Contempt of Court 5 Missed court
Jack Mann Contempt of Court 5 Missed court
Jack Mann Debut 50 5
Jack Mann Upsetting Team Morale 5 Once again making the rest of us feel inadequate
Toby Woodbury Dropped Catch 5
Toby Woodbury Contempt of Court 5 Missed court
Toby Woodbury Poor Bowling 5 Too many wides
Toby Woodbury Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being too nice
Peter Fysh General Ineptitude 5 Ugly, ugly wicket
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Birthday fine
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Shithouse first over
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Failure to get a wicket
Ashton Jones Passenger 5
Ashton Jones General Ineptitude 5 Having the losing runs hit off him
Ashton Jones Poor Fielding 5 Running over one in the field
Daley Martin Fashion Fine 5 Wearing full QLD Bulls kit
Daley Martin Poor Fielding 5 Running over one in the field
Daley Martin Contempt of Court 5
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Having a cry at going to get kit
Will Chapman Debut 5
Will Chapman Self Promotion 5 Loving himself
Will Chapman Upsetting Team Morale 5 Humility fine
Lachlan Marschke Debut 5
Lachlan Marschke Debut 50 5
Lachlan Marschke Failure to convert 5 Failure to convert into a perfect over of boundaries
Lachlan Marschke Debut Wicket 5
Lachlan Marschke Self Promotion 5
Alfie Frost Lewis Fashion Fine 5 Failure to get appropriate kit
Alfie Frost Lewis Poor Batting 5 Poor strike rate
Alfie Frost Lewis General Ineptitude 5 Missed stumping
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5
Ben Mclachlan Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the game
Ben Mclachlan Captaincy Failure 5 Won the toss
Ben Mclachlan Fuckhandle Fine 5
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Actually holding onto a catch
Dan Parker Contempt of Court 5 Foul language, what a cunt

Saturday, October 11, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 165

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Brendan Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Attempted jinx/actual Flogstradamus: "These blokes got bowled out for 63 last week. We should have them out in 30 overs" (it was 26.2)
Brendan Hogan General "shit blokery" 5 Dean Stainsby award for farming the strike
Brendan Hogan Failure to convert 5 Failure to 50
Peter Fysh Self Promotion 5 "If only I didn't keep and was brought on sooner"
Peter Fysh Dropped Catch 5
Peter Fysh General Ineptitude 5 Spiderman joke: Had to explain it to Shawy, mustn't have been a well told joke
Dave Shaw General Ineptitude 5 Didn't get the Spiderman joke. Must've been a dumbarse
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Failed to pick a keeper
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Brought himself on to bowl at the tail
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Shithouse declaration
Dan Parker Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 "He's in the 40s, lets hope he gets out" (Brendo nearly gets out next ball and also fails to make 50)
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Stephen Harmisoning the first ball of the match
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Stephen Harmisoning the first ball of his second spell
Jack Chapman Fashion Fine 5 Socks and jandals
Sam Wilson Contempt of Court 5 Failed to show to court
Max Knight Contempt of Court 5 Failed to attend
Max Knight Dropped Catch 5
Max Knight Upsetting Team Morale 5 Bitched out of keeping
Will Chapman Contempt of Court 5 Failed to attend court
Will Chapman Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making the rest of us look bad
Will Chapman General "shit blokery" 5 Failed to chase a ball in the field and made the fat bloke get it
Ben Mclachlan Fuckhandle Fine 5
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Wide off the first ball
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Bowling a John Howard-esque half tracker
Kieran Hogan Poor Fielding 5 Harbour Bridge
Jack Mann Dropped Catch 5 The bitch making was complete
Jack Mann Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Was made a complete bitch by one of the worst bats in the opposition
Jack Mann Failure to convert 5 Failure to 50
Jack Mann Contempt of Court 5 Suggesting fine deductions/credits based on merit...competition flying in the face of everything we stand for (i.e. being cunts)
Jack Mann Upsetting Team Morale 5 Suggesting he was happy to be kept off strike by Brendon because he "needed a break"
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Poor Fielding 5 Failure to chase repeatedly in the field and making the fit guy at gully chase instead.

Saturday, October 18, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 200

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Ben Mclachlan Self Promotion 5 "That's what you get when you come up a grade, you get spanked"
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making the rest of us look bad by being a model citizen
Daley Martin Dropped Catch 5
Daley Martin Fashion Fine 5 Full QLD Bulls kit
Daley Martin Fashion Fine 5 Wearing Gold Coast Suns kit (I swear it's not because I'm a salty Freo fan)
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5
Daley Martin Contempt of Court 5 Arguing during court
Dan Parker Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Unholy kitbag smell that needs air freshner, a flamethrower and a priest to expel
Dan Parker Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Unholy pants
Dan Parker Contempt of Court 5 Arguing that his pants didn't actually smell that bad
Ashton Jones Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 Throwing Parks hat upstairs to the locked soccer club
Ashton Jones Equipment Abuse 5 Sackwacking Parks
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Talking to Kevvy during Court
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Talking to Kevvy during Court again
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Talking to Kevvy during Court still and missing 3 players worth of fines
Dave Shaw Passenger 5
Dave Shaw Dropped Catch 5
Kevvy Contempt of Court 5 Talking to Shawy during court
Jack Mann Dropped Catch 5
Jack Mann Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5 Failure to wear the Twat hat
Brendan Hogan Injury 5
Brendan Hogan Self Promotion 5 "I reckon I could beat up Harry Potter"
Jack Chapman Fashion Fine 5 Going shirtless at court
Jack Chapman Poor Bowling 5 Stephen Harmison esque wide down leg side
Jack Chapman Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Intimidating batsmen with an unnecessary throw at the stumps...adjacent area
Jack Chapman Fashion Fine 5 Socks with sandals
Alex Brown Contempt of Court 5 Leaving early
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5 I have a new kit
Max Knight Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5 Failure to bring the dropped catches hat
Max Knight Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5 Failure to wear the dropped catches hat
Max Knight Poor Fielding 5 Too many byes
Max Knight Fashion Fine 5 Socks and sandals
Max Knight Contempt of Court 5 Holding up court with arguing
Jim Hocking Injury 5
Jim Hocking Equipment Abuse 5 Fucked the projector up
Ben Norton Late to game (per over) 5 Called into work an hour before the game
Ben Norton Failure to convert 5 Failure to convert being named on the teamsheet into a debut
Ben Norton Passenger 5
Ben Norton Upsetting Team Morale 5 Causing his stripper roommate to move out
Will Chapman Self Promotion 5 "I'm running the Bondi to Manly"