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Fines Report

The all important fines report! Once you've played a few games, check out the graphs showing each player's 'contribution' over the season.
You can also organise/group fines either by player, or by game (useful for printing in preparation for the end of season court session!). When you print the page, each section will be expanded so that all fines are visible.

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Saturday, September 21, 2024 at Peace Memorial Park 275

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Took too long sorting out the bags
Ben Mclachlan Passenger 5 Failed to contribute anything meaningful to bus chat
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Ben Mclachlan Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Daddy Cool Fine - Pants down dance in the outfield to "Eagle Rock"
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5 Seriously shit bus chat
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 First ball wide
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Double digit balls over
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Late to the bus
Dan Parker Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
David Single Dropped Catch 5
David Single Dropped Catch 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Used daughter as a human shield to get out of a fine
David Single Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Spilled his beer on a dropped catch
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 No encouragement in the field
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Passenger 5 Failed to contribute to the bus chat
Ashton Jones Starting the collapase 5
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Needs to get his prostate checked - too many piss stops
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Couldn't go more than 30 minutes without a durry - we're worried about you Fysh: Seek help
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Picking on the poor ginger a bit much
Peter Fysh Starting the collapase 5 First rape joke of the day
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Slagged off our generous hosts right in front of them at court
Bronson Debut 5
Bronson Debut Wicket 5
Bronson Debut 5 Debut 6
Bronson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Wanted to fuck a ranga sheep
Bronson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failed to do a haka
Alex Brown Debut 5 Debut as Bulimba Skipper
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Cris Nierro Debut 5
Cris Nierro Passenger 5 Failed to contribute to bus chat
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Shit over going for many
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Retired with the bat
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Terry Debut 5
Terry Debut 5 Debut 6
Terry Debut Wicket 5
Terry Contempt of Court 5 Was way too eager to be fined
Terry Self Promotion 5
Jim Hocking Poor Bowling 5 Horrendously shit over going for over 20
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Lost the brothers battle
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Kept his pants on
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Caused too many people to say nice things about him in court
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5 Caused far too much goodwill in court

Saturday, October 12, 2024 at Bulimba Memorial Park 160

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Cam Lawlor Passenger 5
Cam Lawlor Shit Chat 5 Failing to acknowledge the existence of a nearby bakery
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being a triathlon training wanker
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Extorting Brownys credit card for a beer twice the price of the rest of the shout
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Wide off the first ball of the game
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Wicket off a no-ball
Ben Mclachlan Passenger 5
Cris Nierro Debut 5 Actual season debut for Bulimba
Cris Nierro Debut Wicket 5
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being far too good and making the rest of us feel inadequate
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Getting to bed at 7:55am the morning of the game
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Collosally inept first over
Dan Parker General Ineptitude 5 Missed pitch preparation
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Missed book club
Dan Parker Self Promotion 5 "Could've made 100 today"
Peter Fysh TBC 5 Because he needed to be fined for something
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5
Daley Martin Debut 5 Debut catch for...anyone
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to deliver on promise of first ball reverse sweep
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Throwing wildly in the field
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Having a 3 course meal post getting out causing him to miss out on an over of square leg umpiring
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being too nice
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Letting through byes
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Elder abuse
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being a grim reaper to Kevvy
Kieran Hogan General Ineptitude 5 Giving himself his own nickname
Kieran Hogan Debut 5
Kieran Hogan BBQ 5 Attempted on multiple occasions
Dave Shaw Failure to convert 5 Failed to turn a 4fa into a 5fa
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Spruiking recent Temu purchase and exploiting the suffering of Taiwanese child labour
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 Bragging about winning the toss

Saturday, October 19, 2024 at Bulimba Memorial Park 220

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Refusing to bat top 6, sending Daley to bat
Dan Parker Duck 5
Dan Parker Dropped Catch 5
Dan Parker Dropped Catch 5
Dan Parker LTD (Less than Daley) 5
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Went to bed too early causing batting ineptitude
Alex Brown Dropped Catch 5
Alex Brown Shit Chat 5
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Claiming outrageous fines
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Blaming the pitch for his dismissal after everyone raved about how well it played
Alex Brown TBC 5 Because some people deserve to be fined for no reason
Cris Nierro Poor Batting 5 Failure to read the game and got out on the boundary trying to hit the winning runs
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxed Kieran "wouldn't want to get out in front of all these kids"
Daley Martin Dropped Catch 5
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Talking about his wicket off the first ball he bowled
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Claiming Fyshs wicket
Daley Martin Debut Wicket 5
Daley Martin Contempt of Court 5 Being a twat during court
Ben Crew Failure to convert 5 46, failed to hit 50
Ben Crew Equipment Abuse 5 Broke his bat
Ben Crew Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making others feel bad about their bat choices
Kieran Hogan Dropped Catch 5
Kieran Hogan Dropped Catch 5
Kieran Hogan General Ineptitude 5 Being put off by the kids and getting out
Kieran Hogan Starting the collapase 5
Kieran Hogan General Ineptitude 5 Failure to achieve the lofty fielding heights he set previous week
Peter Fysh Dropped Catch 5
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxed Crewy
Peter Fysh Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Abusing Daley
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Luke Campbell angry bastard award
Ben Mclachlan Passenger 5 Terribly minor, unappreciated contributions
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Failure to call for a catch
Ben Mclachlan General Ineptitude 5 Failed H.I.A.
Ben Mclachlan Contempt of Court 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failing to share KFC he brought
David Single Contempt of Court 5 Brought family to court
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failing to sleep
David Single Dropped Catch 5 Harsh but Shawy assures me it was a drop
David Single General Ineptitude 5 Being brought off bowling for Daley
Dave Shaw Dropped Catch 5
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Shit bat purchase
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Failed to show up for Book Club
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Illegal UFC manoeuvre to Ben's head
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Fielding too deep

Saturday, October 26, 2024 at Homestead Park 210

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failed to attend book club
Jim Hocking Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Wore tight binding, ripped pants that left far too little to the imagination
Jim Hocking General "shit blokery" 5 Declined a second run for Henry, immediately took a second run off his own bat
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5 General Jayvan fellating
Matt "Moo" Field Equipment Abuse 5 Broken bat
Matt "Moo" Field Poor Batting 5 Missed a full a slow full toss
Matt "Moo" Field General Ineptitude 5 Kicked the stump on his bowling follow through resulting in a no ball
Henry Persal Debut 5
Henry Persal Poor Batting 5 Blocking balls in the last 5 overs of the innings
Henry Persal Poor Fielding 5 Many Byes, especially off Shawy
Henry Persal Shit Chat 5 "Bowling Fyshy, he fell for that hook, line and sinker"
Henry Persal Poor Batting 5 Turned a 5 foot over the head wide into a near easy catch
Ashton Jones Duck 5
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Non existent chat: < 100 words said all day
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Suspiciously good at using a bat cone and rolling a long piece of rubber down a woody shaft
Ben Mclachlan Captaincy Failure 5 Instrumental in bringing Kieran on
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Harbour Bridge resulting in extra runs
Ben Mclachlan Equipment Abuse 5 Lost his sunnies
Kieran Hogan Debut Wicket 5
Kieran Hogan Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Offering up a rank leg side bumper that somehow found willow and ended up in the keepers gloves. Cricket was the real loser today my friends
Peter Fysh Luke Campbell Bully of the week 5 He tried valiantly to be nice but still found a way to be a bit of a c*** towards team-mates
Peter Fysh Contempt of Court 5 General whinging about the above fine
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Batted for his average
Peter Fysh Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Offering to punch on with Kieran at court
Cris Nierro Failure to convert 5 49...so close
Cris Nierro Poor Batting 5 Being too weak to hit a 6 to bring up 50
Cris Nierro Umpire Abuse 5 Showing "no disrespect" towards the umpire
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Also suspiciously good with a batting cone
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Passenger 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Poor Fielding 5 Another erection of the Sydney Harbour Bridge
Cam Lawlor Shit Chat 5 "That's a bit uppish" to a shot from Kieran that barely landed 3 metres from the bat and continued along the ground
Cam Lawlor Dropped Catch 5
Cam Lawlor Poor Fielding 5 Turned a single to a four off Shawys bowling and now Shawy wants Marnus tried at The Hague
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Lack of sleep
Cam Lawlor TBC 5 You know what you did...
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 An absolute dolly full bunger getting chopped on* to the stumps. Cricket lost again today. * Benny really wants this to be distinguished: It was not bowled, he chopped it on
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Brought the best batsman on at 10
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Took the form bowler off when he had taken 3 wickets
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Being a little bitch about the above fine

Saturday, November 2, 2024 at Enoggera Memorial Park 220

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Jim Hocking Passenger 5 3rd game in a row he has done nothing
Jim Hocking Umpire Abuse 5 Called Parks one short
Dan Parker Starting the collapase 5
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Running one short
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Far Too many sundries
Dan Parker Contempt of Court 5 Failed to attend court on time
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 Getting out off a full bunger
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Socks with sandals
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Implied that the team sympathises with paedophiles
Ben Mclachlan Poor Batting 5 Bowled off a free hit
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
Ben Mclachlan Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
Ben Mclachlan Starting the collapase 5 Morally started the collapse with questionable references
Ben Mclachlan Contempt of Court 5 Arguing during sentencing of Browny
Peter Fysh General "shit blokery" 5 Spilled beer on Nierro
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Stole Shawys wicket
Peter Fysh Poor Batting 5 Not hitting it hard enough so the fielder couldn't hold on to the catch...or anything ever again
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being too quiet again
Ashton Jones Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5 Failed to wear dropped Catches hat at court
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5
Ashton Jones Poor Bowling 5 Too many sundries
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Beamer
Cris Nierro Self Promotion 5
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being an old man: Stiff and sore after drinks and slowed bowling pace down 5-10 kph
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Too many sundries
Kevvy Late to game (per over) 5
Rob Heck Passenger 5
Rob Heck Late to game (per over) 5 Late by 1 over
Rob Heck Upsetting Team Morale 5 Cheating at Movember
Rob Heck General Ineptitude 5 Accidentally signalling 4 instead of 6 because he has an "interesting" running style
Alex Brown Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racism: Telling Nierro "Don't be intimidated by their appeals" as he goes out to umpire
Alex Brown General Ineptitude 5 Failed to call byes leading to Benny technically scoring one more than he deserved
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Socks with sandals
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 General negativity: Suggesting batsman didn't actually hit one we all appealed for.
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racism: Suggesting Indian players wouldn't understand simple sledge
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Duck 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins Passenger 5
Jayvan Ruddick-Collins General "shit blokery" 5 Refusing to umpire
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Won the toss and chose to bat on a shit pitch despite not looking at the pitch
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 "Can't park your car there mate: Should've seen me bat last week"
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Batting for his average
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 "Agreeing" to no LBWs and not telling the rest of us
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 "I'm going up the order next week"

Saturday, November 9, 2024 at Wally Tate Park 260

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5 Sticking up for Crewy's decision to give Parks out LBW.
Cris Nierro General Ineptitude 5 Doesn't know how to signal wide
Cris Nierro General Ineptitude 5 Called wide off a ball that hit Kieran's thigh pad
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5 Claimed a dropped catch he got nowhere near to take the hat of Ash and make him feel better...we'll oblige that with a fine
Cris Nierro General "shit blokery" 5 Gunned Crewy LBW when he hit it
Ben Mclachlan Poor Batting 5 Played for his average
Daley Martin General "shit blokery" 5 Spectator stealing post game beers out of team esky
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Losing hallway cricket to a 7 year old
Daley Martin General "shit blokery" 5 Cheering dropped catches
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 P word fine
Peter Fysh Poor Fielding 5 Conceeding extra runs from not backing up
Peter Fysh Poor Batting 5 Should've gone to specsavers as he didn't see the ball he got clean bowled on despite dancing all around it
Dan Parker Poor Fielding 5 Twat of the year nomination: fielded ball as bowler, had a shot at the stumps, missed and threw it through gully turning a dot Ball into 3
Dan Parker General "shit blokery" 5 Brought the Peanut gallery (Marnus and Daley) to the game.
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Racism...against himself as a ginger
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Conspiring with Kieran "I got the mum, you take the kids"
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Saying Kieran didn't make the most of a full toss...despite it bouncing halfway down the pitch first
Cam Lawlor General "shit blokery" 5 Stealing team beer as a spectator
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Failed to accurately direct an uber eats driver to the ground
Cam Lawlor General "shit blokery" 5 Cheering dropped catches
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Having too many nicknames (Curves, Fernwood, Temu)
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 Getting out stumped charging down the pitch to a loopy leg spinner the over before drinks
Kieran Hogan Poor Fielding 5 Overthrows
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 P word fine
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5
Alex Brown General "shit blokery" 5 Racism fine - Shawy: "Daley, did your uber eats driver know where to go?" Browny: "Yeah because he's playing here today"
Alex Brown Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 "Ash's dad is home watching the stream incredibly disappointing his son"
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Letting through a plethora of byes
Alex Brown Contempt of Court 5 Whinging that the byes in the previous fine were due to shit bowling
Ben Crew Poor Fielding 5 Poor backing up that resulted in overthrows
Ben Crew Upsetting Team Morale 5 Running hard 2s off his own batting and settling for easy ones of Kieran's shots
Ben Crew Poor Fielding 5 Another not backing up resulting in overthrows
Ben Crew Umpire Abuse 5 Dissent about his LBW call
Ben Crew Equipment Abuse 5 Slapped his pads with his bat after the LBW call
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5 Chatting through court and wasting the courts time
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Failure to lead from the front and guide his team home
Dave Shaw Poor Batting 5 Got out on a ball that would've been a wide had he not hit it
Dave Shaw Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5 #1
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5 #2
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5 #3
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones General Ineptitude 5 Dropping a catch whilst wearing the dropped Catches hat
Matt "Moo" Field General "shit blokery" 5 Racism: Making the same uber eats joke that Browny did
Matt "Moo" Field Contempt of Court 5 Failure to show up to court
Matt "Moo" Field Self Promotion 5
Matt "Moo" Field Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Matt "Moo" Field Failure to convert 5 4 for
Kevvy General "shit blokery" 5 Racism: "A lot of Indians around these days. Only ever used to be 1 or 2 around even a few years ago" as Pakistan opposition face Mecca and pray in front of him
Kevvy Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxed Kieran "he's looking good today" the ball before he gets out

Saturday, December 7, 2024 at Hubner Park 185

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Elliot Bohl Self Promotion 5 "I bench 120kg"
Elliot Bohl Upsetting Team Morale 5 Talking too much
Elliot Bohl Passenger 5
Ashton Jones Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5
Ashton Jones Poor Bowling 5 Bowling more wides than legal deliveries
Ashton Jones Passenger 5
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Beamer no-ball off the first ball
Dan Parker General Ineptitude 5 Wicket off a no-ball
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Playing for his average
Dan Parker BBQ 5 BBQd Ash
Kieran Hogan Starting the collapase 5
Kieran Hogan General "shit blokery" 5 Has no mates
Kieran Hogan Contempt of Court 5
Kieran Hogan Passenger 5
Kieran Hogan TBC 5
Matt "Moo" Field General "shit blokery" 5 Has no mates
Matt "Moo" Field General Ineptitude 5 6 and out, hit a 6 and then got out next ball
Matt "Moo" Field Poor Bowling 5 Smashed for 6 that chunked and ruined the ball
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Reverse Camel: Having water every overs
Cam Lawlor Poor Fielding 5 Missed stumping
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5 "I kept well"
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Taking guard weirdly
Max Knight Dropped Catch 5
Max Knight Passenger 5
Max Knight Equipment Abuse 5 Wearing Villanova shirt
Daley Martin Duck 5
Daley Martin Passenger 5
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Brought Ebola into the team
Sam Wilson Debut 5
Sam Wilson Contempt of Court 5
Sam Wilson General "shit blokery" 5 Getting KFC and not sharing
Sam Wilson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Bought all new kit to be a fill in
Sam Wilson Passenger 5
Peter Fysh Dropped Catch 5
Peter Fysh Poor Bowling 5 No ball beamer first ball
Peter Fysh General Ineptitude 5 Getting the winning runs hit off a free hit delivery
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Stopping keeping to bowl and lose us the game

Saturday, January 18, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 270

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Calling himself "elite" at Book Club
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Calling himself a "ninja" at book club
Daley Martin Duck 5
Daley Martin Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Daley Martin Passenger 5
Matt "Moo" Field General "shit blokery" 5 No show to book club
Matt "Moo" Field Passenger 5
Matt "Moo" Field Dropped Catch 5
Matt "Moo" Field Poor Bowling 5 Failing to take a wicket
Matt "Moo" Field Injury 5 Breaking hand and bitching out of batting
Ben Mclachlan Dropped Catch 5
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Taking a wicket off the worst delivery seen all year
Ben Mclachlan Poor Groundsman 5 Failing to mark the danger lines on the pitch
Kieran Hogan Poor Fielding 5 Turned a run out chance off a single into and easy 2
Kieran Hogan Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Wearing matching Gray Nich merch including socks and hat
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Standing 'P' word fine
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 Getting out off a full bunger
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racist fine: "And an oogidy boogidy to you too"
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racist fine: Playing racist song out loud immediately following to previous racist fine
Dave Shaw Passenger 5
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss
Dave Shaw Poor Fielding 5 Fielding too deep to avoid the drop catches hat
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Stole Shawys wicket
Peter Fysh Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 For coming off the long run at Marnus over a particularly banal piece of information...was quite entertaining
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Protected his average at the expense of a bonus point
Peter Fysh General Ineptitude 5 Failure to get the bonus point
Peter Fysh General Ineptitude 5 Being lapped by Jim
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Wrong shirt
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Protected his average
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Brought kid to court
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Brought wife to court
Jim Hocking General "shit blokery" 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
Alex Brown Duck 5
Alex Brown Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Alex Brown Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racist fine: "thank you for finally speaking english to us" when announcing bowlers name
Alex Brown Golden Duck 5 Legally the first ball...
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Socks with sandals
David Single Contempt of Court 5 Bringing kid to garner sympathy
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making us look bad with an amazing run out
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Ran singles far harder for himself than Kieran
Cam Lawlor Debut 5 Debut 6
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Shithouse running between wickets making the game go longer...and costing us a bonus point
Cam Lawlor Poor Batting 5 Not getting bonus point by attempting to hoik 6s
Cris Nierro Duck 5
Cris Nierro Golden Duck 5
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 No show to book club
Cris Nierro Contempt of Court 5 Backchat
Cris Nierro Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Patrick Hocking Debut 5
Patrick Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to drink at court
Peta Schofield Debut 5
Peta Schofield Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to drink at court

Saturday, January 25, 2025 at Wally Tate Park 240

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racist fine: "You're not getting onto a fly list because of the colour of your skin" said to Roman
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Racist fine: "And they all have the same fucking name Sai Adeep Sai Adeep Sai Adeep" when referring to the team of Indian players we played last week
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by including Max in the team
Dave Shaw Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Stopping the game to move the "sightscreen" (aka an old guy standing behind the bowlers arm) then proceeding to get bowled that same ball
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Continuing to whinge about said dismissal whilst walking off
Roman Debut 5
Roman Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Wrong shirt
Roman Passenger 5
Sam Wilson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Wrong shirt
Sam Wilson Poor Batting 5 Running one short
Sam Wilson General "shit blokery" 5 Costing Nierro an extra $10 in fines by running one short
Sam Wilson Debut Wicket 5
Sam Wilson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Constantly reminding us of our dropped catches
Jim Hocking BBQ 5 Self BBQ
Jim Hocking Poor Batting 5 Wasted a free hit
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Suspiciously long sulk in the change rooms after getting out
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 Intentionally jinxing/death riding Max when on 44 continuously saying he'd "shit it in" and "can't not make 50 from here". He holed out to long on on 49
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Blaming scoreboard for being stumped
Kieran Hogan Bringing the game into disrepute 5 P word fine: Continuously saying "come on boys" as if it was a personal preference or something...
Kieran Hogan Equipment Abuse 5 Fucked up the tablet scoring
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Weirdest humble brag "I always seem to get to 20"
Peter Fysh Poor Batting 5 Failed to run because he thought Rob (aka Jeff) was a fielder
Peter Fysh Poor Batting 5 Ran a 2 incredibly hard off his own shot and dawdled singles off others
Matt "Moo" Field Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
Matt "Moo" Field Equipment Abuse 5 Left his kids water bottle at the ground
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Passing his Wally Tate catching form on to Max
Ashton Jones Passenger 5
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Protected his average
Cris Nierro BBQ 5 Self BBQ
Cris Nierro Duck 5
Cris Nierro Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Cris Nierro Failure to convert 5 4fa
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 No ball, then a wide to keep the free hit going
Max Knight Failure to convert 5 49...so close
Max Knight Dropped Catch 5
Max Knight Dropped Catch 5
Max Knight Dropped Catch 5
Max Knight Dropped Catch 5
Rob Heck Upsetting Team Morale 5 Calling one short on a guy who wouldn't otherwise have gotten a duck
Rob Heck Dropped Catch 5
Rob Heck Dropped Catch 5
Rob Heck Injury 5
Rob Heck Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being called Jeff now
Jack Hukins Dropped Catch 5
Jack Hukins Poor Bowling 5 Conceeding the winning runs off his first ball of the season
Jack Hukins Poor Bowling 5 Shit spell of bowling
Jack Hukins Poor Bowling 5 Abysmal economy rate

Saturday, February 1, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 130

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
David Single Contempt of Court 5 Left early
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Having a "Mulan" style haircut and being told by Kev to get a haircut
Ben Mclachlan Dropped Catch 5
Ben Mclachlan Dropped Catch 5
Ben Mclachlan Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5 Not wearing the pink hat at all times whilst being the holder of it
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Getting a wicket off a shit full toss that square leg called a no ball but Jim Noble overruled as a legitimate delivery
Cam Lawlor General Ineptitude 5 Taking his own guard, batting for a few overs, then proceeding to ask the umpire for a new guard
Cam Lawlor General "shit blokery" 5 Not running hard for other batsmen but pushing extremely hard for 2s off his own batting
Cam Lawlor Poor Batting 5 Being told by the umpire that he was the weirdest batsman he'd ever seen
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Feb Fast Fail: Had a beer within 10 minutes of it being February after boasting about doing Feb Fast
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Boasting about taking the last wicket
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 Saying he'd bat at 11 before stopping umpiring to pad up to bat at 8
Ashton Jones TBC 5 Shawy couldn't think of anything this week
Brendan MacDermott Failure to convert 5 Came out of retirement: Failed to convert his retirement into a permanent status
Brendan MacDermott Upsetting Team Morale 5 Old man yells at cloud: Blaming weather for his dismissal
Brendan MacDermott Upsetting Team Morale 5 Potential homosexuality...wait, did I read this fine right? Shawy?
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Feb Fast Fail: Felt the cold temperature of a can from the fridge and succumbed after boasting about doing Feb Fast
Peter Fysh General "shit blokery" 5 Protected his average again, two not outs in a row
Peter Fysh General "shit blokery" 5 Running threes off his own shots but "easy singles" when the non striker
Kieran Hogan TBC 5 Shawy couldn't think of anything this week
Alex Brown Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 Stating the Marnus was the make a wish kid
Alex Brown Dropped Catch 5
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Four byes
Dave Shaw Passenger 5
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Called Ash "Jim" when moving him fielding positions
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Winning the toss and bowling despite the opposition only having 4 actual players there

Saturday, February 8, 2025 at Bulimba Memorial Park 220

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Daley Martin General "shit blokery" 5 Bringing warm beer to book club
Daley Martin Self Promotion 5 "I was beating slips to the boundary all day"
Daley Martin Late to game (per over) 5 Just say no Daley
Daley Martin Equipment Abuse 5 Left his bat in the shed
Daley Martin Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Alcoholism: Drank one of Daleys warm beers at book club
Jim Hocking Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 Actively tried to jinx Browny when in the 40s
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Played for his average
Jim Hocking Poor Batting 5 Saved Kieran a strike rate fine by dotting up
Sam Wilson Poor Fielding 5 Misfield
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Cris Nierro Passenger 5
Alex Brown Dropped Catch 5
Alex Brown General "shit blokery" 5 Racism fine: Mistaking one South Asian for another and then saying they all look alike
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Socks with sandals
Alex Brown Late to game (per over) 5 Making Daley late by 6 overs, split with Ben
Alex Brown Late to game (per over) 5 Making Daley late by 6 overs, split with Ben
Alex Brown Late to game (per over) 5 Making Daley late by 6 overs, split with Ben
Matt "Moo" Field Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
Ben Mclachlan Late to game (per over) 5 Making Daley late by 6 overs, split with Browny
Ben Mclachlan Late to game (per over) 5 Making Daley late by 6 overs, split with Browny
Ben Mclachlan Late to game (per over) 5 Making Daley late by 6 overs, split with Browny
Ben Mclachlan Forgetting Twat/Dropped Catch Hat 5
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 No ball
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Even bigger no ball that brought down a satellite
Ben Hicks Debut 5
Ben Hicks Dropped Catch 5
Ben Hicks Debut 5 Debut 6
Ben Hicks Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Wearing crocs
Dave Shaw TBC abuse 5
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Failure to get bonus point by giving everyone a bowl aka bowling communism
Dave Shaw Poor Fielding 5 Not walking in
Kieran Hogan Passenger 5
Kieran Hogan Self Promotion 5 "I took two catches"
Kieran Hogan Poor Fielding 5 Misfield
Kieran Hogan Contempt of Court 5
Sam Wilson Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Sam Wilson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
Ashton Jones Poor Bowling 5 Leaking wides
Peter Fysh Self Promotion 5
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5 Dumbest self promotion: "I've had 9 beers and no bathroom breaks, must be a record

Saturday, February 15, 2025 at Judy Holt #2 145

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Kieran Hogan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Farming strike from Fysh
Kieran Hogan Self Promotion 5 'I used to open the bowling'
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Leaning on his bat to avoid getting strike
Peter Fysh Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Peter Fysh General "shit blokery" 5 Batting for his average
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Tempting Kieran by bringing his kid
David Single Dropped Catch 5
David Single Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
David Single Contempt of Court 5 Attempted mutiny by rallying the troops in the car park
David Single General "shit blokery" 5 Trying to fob the pink hat off to Browny despite clearly no edge on the ball
Jim Hocking Passenger 5
Jim Hocking Captaincy Failure 5 Losing the toss
Jim Hocking Captaincy Failure 5 Admitted he kept Ash on an over too long...before he took 2 wickets
Daley Martin Duck 5
Daley Martin Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Daley Martin Passenger 5
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Strikers Helmet
Dan Parker Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Dan Parker Poor Bowling 5 Going for more runs in one over than the rest of his spell combined
Dan Parker Poor Fielding 5 Custard arm: Not throwing the ball in quicker from the boundaryto get the run out
Alex Brown Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Alex Brown Passenger 5
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Let in too many byes
Ashton Jones Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Ashton Jones Poor Bowling 5 Leaking wides
Cris Nierro Contempt of Court 5 Late to court
Cris Nierro Passenger 5
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Making an easy catch look extraordinarily difficult
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Shit hair cut

Saturday, February 22, 2025 at Hubner Park 220

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Jim Hocking Dropped Catch 5
Jim Hocking Self Promotion 5 "I was a T20 batter today"
Jim Hocking Poor Fielding 5 General keeping ineptitude
Jim Hocking General Ineptitude 5 Not having pads done up properly
Jim Hocking Debut 5 Debut keeper
Dan Parker Dropped Catch 5
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Sucking off Daley "He looks like Boony with that moustache"
Dan Parker Dropped Catch 5
Dan Parker Poor Batting 5 Getting out to what would've been a wide
Dan Parker Self Promotion 5 Inaccurate self promotion "I was the only one with a strike rate not less than Jim"
Daley Martin Duck 5
Daley Martin Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Daley Martin General Ineptitude 5 Took a wrong turn to get to the ground
Daley Martin Passenger 5
Cam Lawlor Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Bringing pink eye around the team
Cam Lawlor Self Promotion 5 "It's not that hard to bat out here"
Cam Lawlor Poor Fielding 5 Keeping ineptitude
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Shit chat "precipitation"
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Poor Bowling 5 Poor economy rate
Peter Fysh Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5 Strike rate equal to or less than Jim
Peter Fysh Dropped Catch 5
Peter Fysh Contempt of Court 5
Cris Nierro Poor Batting 5 Getting out off a full bunger
Cris Nierro Self Promotion 5
Sam Wilson Duck 5
Sam Wilson Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Sam Wilson Passenger 5
Sam Wilson Late to game (per over) 5 1 over
Ben Parker Debut 5
Ben Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Shit chat "precipitation"
Ben Parker General Ineptitude 5 Thigh pad outside the pants that he had to take off
Ben Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Incest fine: I had to face Dan in the nets and decided I needed a thigh pad
Ben Parker Debut 5 Debut runs
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Costing us the game
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Racist video
Dave Shaw Poor Bowling 5 Lost a ball after getting pummeled for 6
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Moustache
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Requested a hair band: Fuckhandle fine
David Single Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 Teeing off on Shawy in court
David Single Poor Bowling 5 Full toss off the pitch
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Racist fine: Racist against Asians

Saturday, March 1, 2025 at Hubner Park 170

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Cam Lawlor Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Cam Lawlor Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
Cam Lawlor Upsetting Team Morale 5 Having Eye AIDS
Matt "Moo" Field Dropped Catch 5
Matt "Moo" Field Upsetting Team Morale 5 Ruined a hattrick by dropping it
Matt "Moo" Field Poor Bowling 5 Shit over
Matt "Moo" Field Upsetting Team Morale 5 Missed book club
Ashton Jones Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Ashton Jones Dropped Catch 5
Ashton Jones Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
Cris Nierro Upsetting Team Morale 5 Missed book club
Cris Nierro Poor Bowling 5 Failed to hattrick
Cris Nierro Self Promotion 5 "I've got a few hattricks"
Cris Nierro Equipment Abuse 5 Dropped a beer at court
Peter Fysh Passenger 5
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Using kids as meat shields not wanting to bat
Peter Fysh Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 Teed off in court
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 "Leading wicket taker here"
Dave Shaw Passenger 5
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 "I'm the best passenger ever"
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Not bowling the leading wicket taker
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Not wearing anything to shit
Dan Parker Upsetting Team Morale 5 Trying to spread Ebola by giving him a spot in the team on the back of his 96
David Single Dropped Catch 5
David Single Poor Fielding 5 Misfield leading to runs
David Single Contempt of Court 5
David Single Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Having a fuckhandle
Ben Mclachlan Upsetting Team Morale 5 Fashion fine: Having a fuckhandle
Ben Mclachlan Poor Bowling 5 Failing to hattrick
Alex Brown General "shit blokery" 5 Entrapment
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Drank our beer whilst not playing
Jim Hocking Dropped Catch 5
Jim Hocking General "shit blokery" 5 Making his son cry by...*checks notes* hitting a four causing everyone to cheer
Jim Hocking General Ineptitude 5 Being too buggered to run

Saturday, March 22, 2025 at Homestead Park 205

Player Offence Fine Sentence Actions
Alex Brown Poor Fielding 5 Missed stumping from a clearly fair delivery
Alex Brown Self Promotion 5 He didn't bother putting his bat down because he knew I'd run him out
Alex Brown Contempt of Court 5 Backchat
Alex Brown Failure to convert 5 Failure to hit the winning runs
Alex Brown Upsetting Team Morale 5 Whinging incessantly about the missed stumping fine
Dan Parker Poor Fielding 5 Misfield conceeding 4
Dan Parker Poor Fielding 5 Misfield conceeding 4 by running the opposite way to the ball
Dan Parker Failure to convert 5 Failed to five fa
Dan Parker Failure to convert 5 Failure to hattrick
Dan Parker Contempt of Court 5
Cris Nierro Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Trying to cheat after smashing a ball but failed to walk...even though they easily could've stumped him anyway
Cris Nierro Dropped Catch 5
Cris Nierro Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Not wearing proper spikes to bowl
Cris Nierro Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Lied about not hitting it to Browny
Ashton Jones Upsetting Team Morale 5 Waited for the grand final to fulfil potential
Ashton Jones Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Finally winning daddy's respect
Kieran Hogan Poor Batting 5 6 and out
Kieran Hogan Strike Rate Less Than Jim 5
Daley Martin Passenger 5
Daley Martin Poor Fielding 5 Bitching out of a catching chance by flinching
Daley Martin Upsetting Team Morale 5 Shithouse Nostradamus
Matt "Moo" Field Dropped Catch 5
Matt "Moo" Field Self Promotion 5
Matt "Moo" Field Upsetting Team Morale 5 Stole the winning runs off Nierro who'd done more to earn them
Sam Wilson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to book club
Sam Wilson Upsetting Team Morale 5 Failure to book club a second beer
Sam Wilson Poor Batting 5 Getting out off a free hit
Peter Fysh Dropped Catch 5
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Being Gassed after 4 overs...off two different spells
Peter Fysh Poor Bowling 5 Getting a wicket off shit bowling
Peter Fysh Upsetting Team Morale 5 Punching above his weight
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Lost the toss in the most important game of the season
Dave Shaw Self Promotion 5 I won 2 tosses last season
Dave Shaw Contempt of Court 5
Dave Shaw Captaincy Failure 5 Low hanging fruit bowling himself at the tail again
Dave Shaw Upsetting Team Morale 5 Virtue signalling sticking up for Ramadan against the umpires
Jim Hocking Bringing the game into disrepute 5 Wearing black shoes instead of white ones
Jim Hocking Late to game (per over) 5 Missing an over to replace shoes
Jim Hocking Contempt of Court 5
Jim Hocking Upsetting Team Morale 5 Jinxing the team by bringing a trophy to pose with with 10 runs still to get
Jim Hocking Luke Campbell C*** Award 5 For the jinx